{"id":2661,"date":"2009-03-27T18:50:02","date_gmt":"2009-03-27T18:50:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2661"},"modified":"2009-03-27T18:45:48","modified_gmt":"2009-03-27T18:45:48","slug":"getting-high-and-getting-downwhen-a-blow-job-isn%e2%80%99t-enough","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2661","title":{"rendered":"Getting High And Getting Down- When A Blow Job Isn&#8217;t Enough"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/vacuum-cleaner.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"224\" \/>If I hadn&#8217;t seen <a title=\"Vacuum Cleaner Sex\" href=\"http:\/\/www.msnbc.msn.com\/id\/29892972\/\" target=\"_blank\">this story on a number of sites<\/a> it would have gone down as just another urban legend. I mean it&#8217;s bad enough that anyone would be stupid enough to try the vacuum cleaner trick in the privacy of their own home &#8211; but in public and using a piece of equipment that&#8217;s been used to suck up goodness knows what from the floor of cars?<\/p>\n<p>In all seriousness it does highlight the dangers of drugs and getting amorous when you&#8217;re not in total control of your senses. Who would engage in this sort of behaviour if they weren&#8217;t out of their tree?<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s like getting too drunk in situations where you might engage in sexual activities with someone and regret it when you sober up. Have fun but know when enough is enough.<\/p>\n<p>The guy in question is regretting his actions in all sorts of ways. The acute embarrassment it is now causing him means he&#8217;s locked himself away, unable to look for work.<\/p>\n<p>In the words of the 1980s UK anti-drugs campaign &#8220;Just Say No!&#8221; (to vacuum cleaner sex).<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I hadn&#8217;t seen this story on a number of sites it would have gone down as just another urban legend. I mean it&#8217;s bad enough that anyone would be &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2661\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2661"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2661\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2661"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2661"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2661"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}