{"id":2716,"date":"2009-04-09T21:46:04","date_gmt":"2009-04-09T20:46:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2716"},"modified":"2009-04-09T17:34:40","modified_gmt":"2009-04-09T16:34:40","slug":"i-found-a-huge-boner","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2716","title":{"rendered":"I Found A Huge Boner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/pants-bulge.jpg\" alt=\"Bulge In Pants\" width=\"160\" height=\"160\" \/>It&#8217;s true a lot of men are obsessed about their penis size.  So are women for the matter.  Lol  I once went out with a guy who insisted on checking that his cock was ok by measuring it against a lager can.  I&#8217;m not sure how tall they are but he seemed happy that he managed to reach up to the rim.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve also been most fortunate in that the partners I have been with, by luck rather than good measure have been able to satisfy me.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike Horny at work I have never come across anyone who had a name for his cock.  To me that seems a little strange, almost like it doesn&#8217;t belong to you and you cannot be held responsible for his actions.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of cock names, I came across something recently that claimed although Napoleon was not tall in stature his cock by comparison was sizeable.  It was said that the term &#8220;Boner&#8221; came as a direct result of this.<\/p>\n<p>Does anyone know if this is true or yet another urban legend.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s true a lot of men are obsessed about their penis size. So are women for the matter. Lol I once went out with a guy who insisted on checking &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2716\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1218],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2716"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2716"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2716\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}