{"id":2724,"date":"2009-04-11T16:45:51","date_gmt":"2009-04-11T15:45:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2724"},"modified":"2009-04-11T16:48:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-11T15:48:22","slug":"screwing-in-the-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2724","title":{"rendered":"Screwing In The Chair"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.videoplayer.hu\/videos\/embed\/304735\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.videoplayer.hu\/videos\/embed\/304735\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"425\" height=\"350\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not a supple as I used to be which does tend to limit the number of sexual positions available for use.  \ud83d\ude09  I watch the girls in the porn films and how they get their feet up by their ears in wonder.<\/p>\n<p>Of course it helps if you have no body fat too.  Lol  But to be a pornstar requires that you are part gymnast as well as exceptionally accommodating.<\/p>\n<p>In my time I have attempted quite a few positions to copulate but never actually owned a copy of the Kama Sutra.  And with high insight I don&#8217;t think I will be purchasing one soon having read the story of a Russian couples adventures with it.<\/p>\n<p>The couple Ivan Sololov, 56 and Valentian, 51 were trying out a position in the book given to them by a friend.  It involves the woman drawing up her knees and placing her feet under her partners armpits.  It is known as the Deck Chair position or the Indrani traditionally.<\/p>\n<p>As they both attempted this rather amazing feet she had a muscle spasm.  Valentina went in to spasm and the couple were locked together.  They attempted to free themselves for an hour and then ended up calling the paramedics to help.<\/p>\n<p>Can you imagine the faces of the guys who turned up to help them out.  Perhaps the Kama Sutra should carry a warning on the front cover.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m not a supple as I used to be which does tend to limit the number of sexual positions available for use. \ud83d\ude09 I watch the girls in the porn &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2724\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2724"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6510,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2724\/revisions\/6510"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}