{"id":2755,"date":"2009-04-18T13:45:47","date_gmt":"2009-04-18T12:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2755"},"modified":"2009-04-17T23:49:01","modified_gmt":"2009-04-17T22:49:01","slug":"lady-ga-ga-watch-taped-up-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2755","title":{"rendered":"Lady Ga Ga Watch &#8211; Taped Up Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/lady-ga-ga-spank-small.jpg\" alt=\"Lady Ga Ga Spanking\" \/>Yesterday the papers were reporting that Lady Ga Ga had again managed to reach lower into the depths of desperation that even I thought possible by wearing a net curtain for a night out and putting a couple of pieces of tape over each nipple so she didn&#8217;t get arrested.<\/p>\n<p>Why bother any police turning up to arrest her would have been forced to decide if they should book her for gross indecency or being a sad talentless cow. Oh hang on she has one talent, getting me pissed of and writing about her.<\/p>\n<p>Newsflash love. I know what tits look like and yours are not the best I&#8217;ve seen so put them away and get yet to a nunnery. Please<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday the papers were reporting that Lady Ga Ga had again managed to reach lower into the depths of desperation that even I thought possible by wearing a net curtain &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2755\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1011],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2755"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2755\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2755"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2755"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2755"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}