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We set out early this morning to deliver a friends Birthday card and present with the intention of dropping in on the sex shop to get some more porn. And no I didn’t get the present and the DVD’s and the present mixed up. Although I would have liked to have seen his face if I had. Lol<\/p>\n
The sex shop was quiet, just us and a couple of assistants. Apparently the rush doesn’t start until around lunchtime on Saturdays. So if you are shy about visiting a store near you why not go early on Saturday morning. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n
Alex already mentioned that I spotted the vibe I reviewed over on Sex Toys Buzz. I couldn’t resist going over to the other end of the counter to check out the others in the range. At that point she started giving me the technical info so I told her I already tried the Serenity.<\/p>\n
I wonder if she has guessed that we are a little more involved in the adult arena than most of her visitors. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
We came away with a couple of new DVD’s to watch later and I’m desperately hoping that they are less formulaic than the last couple we had. If I see any more scenes that start with a blowjob. Aggghhhh!<\/p>\n
On the way back we decided to take a different route and I spotted a charity car wash sign handwritten by the roadside. I looked around for the providers of the service, expecting them to be a bunch of boy scouts or girl guides raising funds.<\/p>\n
But no. the boys who were doing the soapy rub downs were the local firemen. They were armed with buckets of water dressed in their fireman’s trousers and a black t-shirt. I suddenly felt the urge to have the car cleaned but Alex drove on by. \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
I wonder if they will be there tomorrow\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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