{"id":2794,"date":"2009-04-27T18:45:14","date_gmt":"2009-04-27T17:45:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2794"},"modified":"2009-04-27T18:42:22","modified_gmt":"2009-04-27T17:42:22","slug":"electric-anal-probe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2794","title":{"rendered":"Electric Anal Probe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sloggi.jpg\" alt=\"Sloggi Briefs\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/>I couldn&#8217;t believe this when I read it on my horoscope on my iGoogle on Friday. I don&#8217;t normally read horoscopes, I&#8217;m not a believe in astrology, but something drew my eye to this one.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Your key planet Mercury is buzzing with a high-frequency charge from electric Uranus, provoking you to go against the grain and take a risk. Luckily, your quirky sense of innovation will likely pay off for you today and the steady Taurus New Moon in your 12th House of Imagination can ground you just enough to turn your crazy idea into something that actually works.<br \/>\nBy Rick Levine<br \/>\nFriday, April 24, 2009 <\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sorry to the heavens here but I&#8217;m unlikely to take a risk with electricity in my anus at this precise moment.<\/p>\n<p>Do you think they word them like that on purpose?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I couldn&#8217;t believe this when I read it on my horoscope on my iGoogle on Friday. I don&#8217;t normally read horoscopes, I&#8217;m not a believe in astrology, but something drew &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2794\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}