{"id":2803,"date":"2009-04-29T11:45:00","date_gmt":"2009-04-29T10:45:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2803"},"modified":"2009-04-28T22:48:51","modified_gmt":"2009-04-28T21:48:51","slug":"he-wants-to-get-inside-my-panties","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2803","title":{"rendered":"He Wants To Get Inside My Panties"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/jimmychooshoes.jpg\" alt=\"Jimmy Choo Shoes\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" \/>Apart from the chat I had with my old mates Horny and Busty the other day I have to say that work is becoming tedious and stressing me out.  I often wonder why I put up with so much shit for such a shit salary.  Oh, I know\u2026I have to pay the bills and at the moment that means having a day job as well as working at home in the evening on content for the sites.<\/p>\n<p>Last weeks holiday and the removal of the stress of work made me realise there is more to life than being a slave for someone else.  I&#8217;m waiting for the day when I can just do this full time and not have to work for some arsehole who believes they are now doing you a favour by employing because of the recession.<\/p>\n<p>OK rant over!<\/p>\n<p>When I asked if I had been missed last week there were sniggers from Tomboy and Gobshite as they both said &#8220;someone missed you last week.&#8221; In a rather furtive manner.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;And who may that be?&#8221;, I enquired innocently.<\/p>\n<p>Giggling they both replied the techie guy from the next office had missed me and that he hadn&#8217;t been able to come in and chat me up.  In case you didn&#8217;t read my post relating to him a few weeks ago here is a visual for you.  He looks just like Shrek but isn&#8217;t green of course.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Very funny&#8221; I replied\u2026&#8221;he&#8217;s a married man now&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;That makes no difference,&#8221; Gobshite added.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t want to qualify their comments but he has been hanging around my desk quite a lot since I got back.  He has this nervous tick when he speaks to you of slapping his hand against his outer thigh repeatedly which becomes really annoying after a while.<\/p>\n<p>Oh no, I just had a thought.  Maybe all these kinky things he has told me about his ex boss may relate to him.  Perhaps he likes a bit of a spanking.  \ud83d\ude09  Err, I don&#8217;t even want to think about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apart from the chat I had with my old mates Horny and Busty the other day I have to say that work is becoming tedious and stressing me out. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2803\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3,35],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2803"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2803\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2803"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2803"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2803"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}