{"id":2806,"date":"2009-04-30T01:45:26","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T00:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2806"},"modified":"2009-04-29T23:27:45","modified_gmt":"2009-04-29T22:27:45","slug":"wanking-for-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2806","title":{"rendered":"Wanking For Money"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Masturbation\"I don’t know about you lot out there but I like to have a little frig every now and then between shags. \ud83d\ude09 In fact I sometimes have a little fiddle at lunchtime, it helps my day go quicker.<\/p>\n

And when I was out of work for a while I went on webcam so Alex could watch exactly what I got up to during the day. In short I like not only to participate but being watched too, it makes me horny just thinking about it.<\/p>\n

So how about if you could have a wank and get paid for it. Get someone to sponsor you and take part in the annual Masturbate-A-Thon which takes place this “coming” Saturday. If you haven’t heard about this already check this out<\/a> and become part of the “Uprising”.<\/p>\n

Why not turn a daily pastime in to a fundraiser. \ud83d\ude42 Sorry about the puns, I couldn’t resist.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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