{"id":2809,"date":"2009-04-30T17:45:39","date_gmt":"2009-04-30T16:45:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2809"},"modified":"2009-04-30T17:20:41","modified_gmt":"2009-04-30T16:20:41","slug":"dirty-books-and-funny-looks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2809","title":{"rendered":"Dirty Books And Funny Looks"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"JenniferI was doing a bit of research today, no really it was research. I decided to get a copy of one of the lads mags to see what sort of thing your average male was reading in the print media these days.<\/p>\n

Well, you should have seen the look I got from the woman in the supermarket. You’d have thought I’d bought “donkey buggerers monthly”. It’s only a laddish, softcore tits and arse mag I thought.<\/p>\n

So I suspect I’ll be getting funny looks from now on when I buy my groceries.<\/p>\n

You can imagine her thoughts \u2026 “Filthy man” \u2026 if only she knew. ROFLMAO<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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