{"id":2817,"date":"2009-05-02T13:39:21","date_gmt":"2009-05-02T12:39:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2817"},"modified":"2009-05-02T09:45:16","modified_gmt":"2009-05-02T08:45:16","slug":"frig-yourself-silly-just-not-in-the-library","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2817","title":{"rendered":"Frig Yourself Silly, Just Not In The Library"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/suzemasturbating.jpg\" alt=\"Suze Masturbating\" width=\"250\" height=\"251\" \/>Hurrah! Today is the day of the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon.<\/p>\n<p>however we&#8217;d like to sound a not of caution before you get over-enthusiastic.<\/p>\n<p>While we encourage people to indulge in a reasonable, healthy and very enjoyable amount of masturbation we would counsel that the Masturbate-A-Thon does not mean you can indulge in self-pleasure anywhere.<\/p>\n<p>Keep I t private, keep it fun and don&#8217;t treat others on the buss to the sight of you chocking your chicken or rubbing your button (depending on your gender) \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hurrah! Today is the day of the 2009 Masturbate-A-Thon. however we&#8217;d like to sound a not of caution before you get over-enthusiastic. While we encourage people to indulge in a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2817\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[14],"tags":[1276,1277],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2817"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2817"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2817\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2817"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2817"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2817"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}