{"id":2822,"date":"2009-05-03T18:44:58","date_gmt":"2009-05-03T17:44:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2822"},"modified":"2009-05-03T18:25:37","modified_gmt":"2009-05-03T17:25:37","slug":"sex-in-the-elevator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2822","title":{"rendered":"Sex In The Elevator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sex-in-an-elevator.jpg\" alt=\"Sex In An Elevator\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>I&#8217;ve just spent most of today hard at it, hunched over the keyboard getting the <a title=\"Free Sex Toys\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/newsletter\/\" target=\"_blank\">SexToysBuzz.com newsletter<\/a> ready to go out. It needed an overhall and while I&#8217;m not entirely happy with it I think it&#8217;s an improvement on the previous template I was using.<\/p>\n<p>So I thought I&#8217;d reward myself with some letching.<\/p>\n<p>Ooh, I thought sex in an elevator \u2026 This wasn&#8217;t quite what I was after, she&#8217;s a bit scary and I think I might drown in there.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve just spent most of today hard at it, hunched over the keyboard getting the SexToysBuzz.com newsletter ready to go out. It needed an overhall and while I&#8217;m not entirely &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2822\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2822"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2822\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2822"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2822"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2822"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}