{"id":2835,"date":"2009-05-06T17:45:42","date_gmt":"2009-05-06T16:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2835"},"modified":"2009-05-06T17:07:42","modified_gmt":"2009-05-06T16:07:42","slug":"this-girl-is-hot-property","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2835","title":{"rendered":"This Girl Is Hot Property"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/sarah-beany.jpg\" alt=\"Sarah Beany\" width=\"350\" height=\"463\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>If Suze can have Kirsty Allsopp I can have Sarah Beany, so there \ud83d\ude1b<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Suze can have Kirsty Allsopp I can have Sarah Beany, so there \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1284,1285],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2835"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6917,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2835\/revisions\/6917"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2835"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2835"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2835"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}