{"id":2846,"date":"2009-05-09T00:45:12","date_gmt":"2009-05-08T23:45:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2846"},"modified":"2009-05-08T23:32:18","modified_gmt":"2009-05-08T22:32:18","slug":"getting-the-horn-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2846","title":{"rendered":"Getting The Horn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/horny-toilet.jpg\" alt=\"Horny Toilet\" width=\"300\" height=\"267\" \/>It never fails to surprise me just how inventive people are.  I&#8217;ve seen some wonderful toilets but this hit the right note with me.  Sorry!<\/p>\n<p>There are so many quips that can be made about this that I will be good and refrain.<\/p>\n<p>And what better way to recycle.<\/p>\n<p>Oh and whilst we are on the subject.  Does anyone else&#8217;s cat drink from the toilet?  I thought not.  Yesterday I caught mine with his back feet on the toilet seat and his front feet inside the bowl just above the water line, taking a drink.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m not kissing him again.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails to surprise me just how inventive people are. I&#8217;ve seen some wonderful toilets but this hit the right note with me. Sorry! There are so many quips &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2846\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2846"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2846\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2846"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2846"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2846"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}