{"id":2906,"date":"2009-05-21T00:43:45","date_gmt":"2009-05-20T23:43:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2906"},"modified":"2009-05-20T22:46:55","modified_gmt":"2009-05-20T21:46:55","slug":"my-girl-will-not-stop-masturbating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2906","title":{"rendered":"My Girl Will Not Stop Masturbating"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"WetI got home this evening and asked how Suze’s day at home had been. Well, the answer, in a nutshell was, quite productive.<\/p>\n

This was partly because she’s secured some exclusive toys from a manufacturer that should arrive in the next few days and because she’d managed to do a bit of “research”.<\/p>\n

That is one hell of a euphemism, she’d been in bed watching porn and testing out a new glass dildo.<\/p>\n

While we were walking around the supermarket later on, discussing the day’s developments I kind of said “How did you spend most of your day?”. She replied “Research”. “Oh.” I said “You mean you’ve be masturbating all day?”<\/p>\n

“Pretty much.” Said Suze, sticking her tongue out at me.<\/p>\n

You can click here to read the review of the glass dildo over at Sex Toys Buzz<\/a>.<\/p>\n

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