{"id":2931,"date":"2009-05-27T08:45:50","date_gmt":"2009-05-27T07:45:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2931"},"modified":"2009-05-26T22:21:28","modified_gmt":"2009-05-26T21:21:28","slug":"nipple-watch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2931","title":{"rendered":"Nipple Watch"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"KateI’m hoping for a nice warm spell with an unexpected cold snap. Why? Well because the BBC’s Spring Watch programme has started up again, presented by Kate Humble.<\/p>\n

In her first outing I’m sure I spotted an erect nipple pointing through her top, but it was quickly hidden by her coat. Never mind. There’s plenty of time before the series ends so the weather needs to encourage her into a light T shirt and then get suddenly cold.<\/p>\n

Me, pervert, never LOL.<\/p>\n

Oh, she’s also a great, enthusiastic and bubbly presenter too. So even if there are no visible nipples you should watch the programme – if you can get it in your country.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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