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The weather here is wonderful, the sun is shining and the temperature is rising by the day. We are set for a hot spell which may last in to early next week. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\nThe weather here is wonderful, the sun is shining and the temperature is rising by the day. We are set for a hot spell which may last in to early next week. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n
This of course has made everyone dig to the bottom of their clothing draw and extract summer wear. Which is always good for perving. Lol<\/p>\n
We had to visit the local supermarket this morning to stock up on supplies and were greeted by a girl with a very ample chest in a white t-shirt leaving the store. Alex noted her rather large nipples attempting to escape through her top. I noticed her companion, I’m sure I knew him from somewhere, so I missed the chance to ogle.<\/p>\n
It took us no longer than 10 minutes to pick up the essentials we had gone in for and far longer to stand in the checkout queue. I have a habit of checking out other peoples shopping in an attempt to guess what kind of person they are.<\/p>\n
Today I was standing in the human chain when I noticed a guy to my left in the queue next to us. He was wearing a Le Coq Sportif matching set of shorts and top in navy blue with a red Coq on them.<\/p>\n
I didn’t realise how appropriate this was until I noticed where he put his hand. At first I thought it he had placed his right hand in his shorts pocked. But no. He had only pushed it down the front of his shorts.<\/p>\n
Bad enough you may think, least in public. He then began to shuffle about inside his shorts. I stared at him hoping he would turn round and I could embarrass him for the laugh. But he didn’t and continued to fondle his meat and two veg quite openly.<\/p>\n
I couldn’t keep it to myself and whispered in Alex’s ear what he was up to. At that moment he removed his hand and I thought that was the end of him touching himself up. Moments later he was dipping back in there again.<\/p>\n
Alex remarked how he wouldn’t like to shake hands with him and I thought about the checkout girl who was going to be taking his money. Lol<\/p>\n
Oh, I forgot to mention between extractions he did actually raise his hand to his nose and sniff. I wonder if he has a girlfriend. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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