{"id":2970,"date":"2009-06-03T22:45:58","date_gmt":"2009-06-03T21:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2970"},"modified":"2009-06-03T22:08:46","modified_gmt":"2009-06-03T21:08:46","slug":"its-big-its-black-and-its-a-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2970","title":{"rendered":"It’s Big, It’s Black And It’s A Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Tower\"Ken The Cock<\/p>\n

Warning this post contains no sex! Lol<\/p>\n

No, I just felt like having a bit of a rant instead of pouring out my dirty thoughts before you on this page.<\/p>\n

Coming home from work tonight I was driving at a leisurely 55mph on a 40mph dual carriageway. Don’t ask me why the speed limit is set so low on a non suburban piece of road I don’t have a clue.<\/p>\n

But just for the record I was in the overrtaking lane and making good progress past cars in the slower lane. The next thing I become aware of is a black 4×4 coming hurtling up to me at high speed.<\/p>\n

I’m still overtaking so I can’t pull and this fuckwit is practically bumming my car he’s so close. At the earliest opportunity I pull in to the other lane to let him pass. He then proceeds to accelerate past me, who is now not in such a good mood.<\/p>\n

So I gave him the wanker gesture out of my side window. Then Ken as his number plate spelt out waved to me through his open sunroof as he drove off. Obviously I wasn’t going to let him get away with that so I gave him the V sign out of my window.<\/p>\n

Ken if you are reading this post you are one huge\u2026COCK driving up to peoples bumpers and intimidating them to move over. I can only imagine you are compensating for something. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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