{"id":2979,"date":"2009-06-05T17:40:33","date_gmt":"2009-06-05T16:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2979"},"modified":"2009-06-05T17:27:36","modified_gmt":"2009-06-05T16:27:36","slug":"wannabe-porn-star","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2979","title":{"rendered":"Wannabe Porn Star"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"HughI couldn’t resist I watched the Big Brother contestants enter the house last night. And all I can say is I didn’t think there were so many weirdos living in the UK. Where do they find these people.<\/p>\n

There are a couple of good looking girls in there, shame one of them is pneumatic but hey, you can’t have everything. Lol<\/p>\n

After noticing that there were a couple of girls to amuse me I was keeping my hopes up that there would soon be some male eye candy entering the house.<\/p>\n

And I waited\u2026 and waited\u2026and\u2026<\/p>\n

There’s not one guy in there I want to ogle at, so it will be down to the girls to entertain me. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

However, I did hear something on the radio which amused me on my way in to work, Marcus the one who styles himself on Wolverine had desires to be a porn star.<\/p>\n

That’s him top left, what do you think?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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