{"id":2981,"date":"2009-06-06T08:28:35","date_gmt":"2009-06-06T07:28:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2981"},"modified":"2009-06-06T08:28:35","modified_gmt":"2009-06-06T07:28:35","slug":"sex-and-teabagging-in-the-office-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2981","title":{"rendered":"Sex And Teabagging In The Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/teabagging.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"275\" \/>There is a certain kind of satisfaction in knowing that you are aware of things your colleagues don&#8217;t particularly have a clue about. Four years ago my knowledge of the Adult World was limited and I was thoroughly na\u00c3\u00afve. Although I hate to admit it, I actually although at the time thought I was quite knowledgeable. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>I had read and watched porn, had encounters with the opposite sex and the same sex. But it simply didn&#8217;t compare to what I have learned over the course of adult blogging.<\/p>\n<p>This was finally sent home on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>A colleague was working a half day before going on her holidays and came in to our office for a quick chat. She is a few years younger than me but leads a totally different lifestyle. I enquired how her &#8220;crafting&#8221; was going and she started to tell me about some new fancy dancey paper embossing machine she had just purchased.<\/p>\n<p>It was then that I spotted my opportunity to have a bit of fun with her. Not in a derogatory sense but a humorous one. I admitted that I didn&#8217;t know much about crafting but I knew what &#8220;teabaging&#8221; was (or is it teabagging? One &#8220;g&#8221; or two, you decide). Lol Then I went on to add &#8220;And you and I know the alternative version of that don&#8217;t we?&#8221;, looking right at Busty who giggled uncontrollably.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile Horny just didn&#8217;t seem to get it and neither of us tried to explain it to her. The girl from upstairs was so involved with the concept of crafting that she didn&#8217;t even hear this.<\/p>\n<p>The other girl then went on to add &#8220;I like to do it while I&#8217;m in the car with my husband&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Well, stranger things have been known, although I should imagine it is a little bit difficult if he&#8217;s driving. And positively suicidal if she was driving. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is a certain kind of satisfaction in knowing that you are aware of things your colleagues don&#8217;t particularly have a clue about. Four years ago my knowledge of the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=2981\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2981"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2981\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}