{"id":3001,"date":"2009-06-10T00:56:15","date_gmt":"2009-06-09T23:56:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3001"},"modified":"2009-06-10T08:23:06","modified_gmt":"2009-06-10T07:23:06","slug":"boob-spotting","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3001","title":{"rendered":"Boob Spotting"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/lycraboob.jpg\" alt=\"Suze Boob\" width=\"180\" height=\"205\" \/>I seem to have a talent for spotting boob jobs, even when they are borderline. They don&#8217;t seem to behave like real ones and give themselves away and in some cases border on the ridiculous.<\/p>\n<p>And the sad thing is they are becoming so normal now that guys expect all boobs to look like that. They are in for a shock!<\/p>\n<p>Most of us know the key things to look out for when spotting breast implants but just in case you are having problems, <a title=\"Boobs\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/features\/2470288\/Playboy-bunny-reveals-how-to-spot-fake-boobs-Breast-advice-on-spooting-implants.html\" target=\"_blank\">I found this article<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>One they didn&#8217;t mention was, if when they are pushed together an &#8220;!&#8221; is formed between them they are fake. When pushed together they should sit firmly next to each other if the breasts are ample, there certainly shouldn&#8217;t be a gap.<\/p>\n<p>And if the nipples point in different directions they may just be fake. Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I seem to have a talent for spotting boob jobs, even when they are borderline. They don&#8217;t seem to behave like real ones and give themselves away and in some &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3001\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3001"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3001\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3001"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3001"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3001"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}