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\"Bukkake\"Work is slowing up at the moment and I’m increasingly finding myself at a loose end. And because to admit you have nothing to do is frowned upon and offering to help someone else causes them problems too because it is slow for everyone, I just keep quiet.<\/p>\n

So I sit at my desk amusing myself by keeping up with the news on the BBC website and playing Solitaire. Don’t tell anyone. Lol And to make it seem like I am genuinely working I occasionally type some crap in on the keyboard for effect.<\/p>\n

I had a bit of a close call today. I was happily clicking away filing cards when The Bully started to walk over to my desk asking what kind of monitor I have. In my urgency to close the program I only managed to minimise it and at the bottom of my screen for all to see was the Freecell icon.<\/p>\n

My heart was going as he approached me and at the last moment before he could see anything I had a brainstorm. I turned the screen away from him so he could see the back to check what type of monitor I had.<\/p>\n

Phew! That was close.<\/p>\n

After my heartbeat settled back to normal I decided to make tea for us. I rinsed our cups and opened the cupboard door to extract the beverage paraphernalia to be greeted by the strangest, yet slightly familiar smell of\u2026<\/p>\n

\u2026come!<\/p>\n

I’m not joking, it smelt as if someone had emptied their balls in to it. Tomorrow if I have the time (hehehe) I may try to find out what is creating the aroma of jizz. Until then I will try to find a source for comparison\u2026Alex!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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