{"id":3074,"date":"2009-06-24T17:40:29","date_gmt":"2009-06-24T16:40:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3074"},"modified":"2009-06-24T17:01:20","modified_gmt":"2009-06-24T16:01:20","slug":"sweet-filth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3074","title":{"rendered":"Wanna Sweet Blow Job?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/rude-love-hearts.jpg\" alt=\"Rude Love Hearts\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/>Why do these kind of things happen to other people?<\/p>\n<p>I read The Metro today and found an amusing story of a twenty seven year old from Poole in Dorset who purchased a 99p bag of sweets for her 6 year old son.<\/p>\n<p>She was on the verge of passing them to her five, six and two year old children when she spotted what was written on them.<\/p>\n<p>I can put the correct version, The Metro had to star them out appropriately lol  The Bingo chews had the following written on them, &#8220;Fuck Off&#8221; and &#8220;Wanna Blow Job&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>My theory on this is that the factory producing the sweets had an adult and non adult production line and the two were crossed.  What an embarrassing mistake.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Why do these kind of things happen to other people? I read The Metro today and found an amusing story of a twenty seven year old from Poole in Dorset &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3074\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3074"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3074\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3074"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3074"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3074"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}