{"id":3080,"date":"2009-06-25T17:37:45","date_gmt":"2009-06-25T16:37:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3080"},"modified":"2009-06-25T17:38:38","modified_gmt":"2009-06-25T16:38:38","slug":"oh-shit-im-fucked","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3080","title":{"rendered":"Oh Shit! I&#8217;m Fucked"},"content":{"rendered":"<table>\n<tr>\n<td><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/oh-shit.jpg\" alt=\"Oh Shit!\" width=\"428\" height=\"294\" \/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td>Trust me on this one. This picture sums up my day. However, nil desperandum, I&#8217;ve picked up a flame thrower and pulse rifle and will be dealing with the problem at hand just as soon as I can.<\/p>\n<p>Life&#8217;s a bitch ain&#8217;t it.<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Trust me on this one. This picture sums up my day. However, nil desperandum, I&#8217;ve picked up a flame thrower and pulse rifle and will be dealing with the problem &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3080\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3080"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3080\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3080"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3080"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3080"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}