{"id":310,"date":"2006-02-26T07:43:17","date_gmt":"2006-02-26T07:43:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=310"},"modified":"2013-02-17T10:17:57","modified_gmt":"2013-02-17T10:17:57","slug":"a-little-bit-of-hanky-panky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=310","title":{"rendered":"A Little Bit Of Hanky Panky"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"post-body\">It&#8217;s amazing, no matter how long you are on this earth there is always something new to learn in the world of sex. I was watching a television program the other night. Yes, it was on one of those naughty channels. You do know me well don&#8217;t you.<\/p>\n<p>Back to the story. Yes, there was a program that featured the &#8220;gay hanky code&#8221;. This was news to me, I had never heard of a hanky code. Some years ago I was informed that which ear you wore your earring in indicated your sexuality. But I have no idea now which way round they should be. So for all I know there could be lots of ladies thinking I&#8217;m lesbian. Come to think of it how good would that be? Note to self: check out which side I should be wearing my earring to attract the ladies. Whoops, there I go again.<\/p>\n<p>You&#8217;re probably all shouting at me now, that you already were aware of this. In which case I&#8217;m sorry it took me a while to catch up but bear with me. I particularly like the Lime Green code, perhaps coupled with the Grey Flannel code. Check out this site and study your hanky code now <a href=\"http:\/\/www.gaycityusa.com\/HANKYCODES.htm\" target=\"_blank\"><span style=\"color: #99aadd;\">http:\/\/www.gaycityusa.com\/HANKYCODES.htm<\/span><\/a> .<\/p>\n<p>These codes were apparently adopted for use in noisy bars and clubs. The idea being that you can visualise a person&#8217;s preference with no margin for error. Verbal communication in such an environment could possibly lead to all sorts of mix-ups.<\/p>\n<p>It does rather simplify the whole pick up procedure. You don&#8217;t need to ask those embarrassing questions of your partner, the answers are there for all to see. Perhaps the heterosexual world could take a leaf out of this book. The only problem I can foresee with this method of sexual preference communication is not having enough pockets to contain your hankies. LOL.<\/p>\n<p>You may have 20 different hankies and only 2 pockets. Ahhh, what a dilemma. I can just see it now. Me standing there pulling hanky after hanky out of my pocket, just like a magician. A naughty thought just occurred to me. How about having a little fun, instead of giving your uncle Sam a boring white monogrammed hanky next birthday\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s amazing, no matter how long you are on this earth there is always something new to learn in the world of sex. I was watching a television program the &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=310\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=310"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18592,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/310\/revisions\/18592"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}