{"id":3131,"date":"2009-07-06T08:45:46","date_gmt":"2009-07-06T07:45:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3131"},"modified":"2009-07-04T23:49:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-04T22:49:12","slug":"why-are-waitresses-so-fucking-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3131","title":{"rendered":"Why Are Waitresses So Fucking Sexy?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/waitress-in-latex.jpg\" alt=\"Latex Waitress\" width=\"226\" height=\"294\" \/>We got up this morning looking forward to spending a few hours at the ETO show before heading back home.<\/p>\n<p>Despite the room being a bit on the pricey side breakfast was extra, as was Internet access. But as they say &#8220;We&#8217;re worth it&#8221; LOL Not having had a holiday for years (except for the trip to Salisbury earlier this year) I think we deserved it.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway. I got into trouble over breakfast. Maybe it was the company at breakfast (lots of adult industry people and a few porn stars) or maybe it was looking as sex toys all yesterday? Whatever the reason I was well and truly busted because my eye was caught by one of the waitresses.<\/p>\n<p>She was slightly curvy, brunette and very cute. All of them wore a simple uniform but this one wore it very well, hips accentuated in her dark blue skirt and her ample chest threatening to burst the top button on her cream blouse. I was wondering if she wanted to provide a little room service when Suze spotted my interest and asked what I was up to.<\/p>\n<p>I only got a mock telling-off because she does the same with guys so it&#8217;s allowed.<\/p>\n<p>And anyway &#8211; when it comes to the female of the species it&#8217;s share and share alike as far as we&#8217;re concerned.<\/p>\n<p>Right, must dash. Our presence is required at the exhibition.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We got up this morning looking forward to spending a few hours at the ETO show before heading back home. Despite the room being a bit on the pricey side &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3131\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3131"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3131\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3131"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3131"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3131"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}