{"id":3147,"date":"2009-07-09T01:45:17","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3147"},"modified":"2009-07-08T23:30:37","modified_gmt":"2009-07-08T22:30:37","slug":"the-sort-of-women-your-mother-warned-you-about-and-you-always-wanted-to-meet","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3147","title":{"rendered":"The Sort Of Women Your Mother Warned You About And You Always Wanted To Meet"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"ZombieThere’s an old line “You’re the sort of woman my mother warned me about \u2026 and I’ve always wanted to meet one.”<\/p>\n

That pretty much sums up my life right now, well the online adult side of it. And that’s a blessing.<\/p>\n

Thank goodness it’s a short week this week. After taking Monday off to attend the second day of the ETO show I was greeted by a pile of work on Tuesday and then just as I thought I was getting on top of it today \u2026 disaster struck. I’ll not bore you with the details but it is the worst kind of cock up. Someone else made it and now me and a colleague are having to clear it up and keep a very valued customer happy.<\/p>\n

So the adult side comes as a great release.<\/p>\n

Hence the quote about women to be wary of. Because you should be, wary of them that is.<\/p>\n

Two days in the company of adult industry people makes you realise they represent the same cross-section of the population as any other industry. There’s the good, the bad and the ugly, but they tend to have more exciting products and some of them wear significantly fewer clothes.<\/p>\n

So I am currently enjoying a bit of relaxing adult time editing pictures of porn stars.<\/p>\n

G’night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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