{"id":3149,"date":"2009-07-09T16:45:04","date_gmt":"2009-07-09T15:45:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3149"},"modified":"2009-07-09T16:30:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T15:30:33","slug":"fucking-bizarre","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3149","title":{"rendered":"Fucking Bizarre"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/vicky-pollard.jpg\" alt=\"Vicky Pollard\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" \/>Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from the site I&#8217;d just left was a guy dressed in a Vicky Pollard outfit &#8211; bright pink tracksuit and blonde wig. She\/he &#8211; take your pick &#8211; was pushing a guy (or maybe a girl) dressed as Andy from Little Britain.<\/p>\n<p>I assume it was either a publicity stunt or a charity thing but I must have been completely whacked last night to have forgotten to mention it to Suze.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Get this. I forgot to tell Suze about what I saw driving home from a client yesterday. Outside a shop that I passed a couple of miles from the site &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3149\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7988,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3149\/revisions\/7988"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}