{"id":3190,"date":"2009-07-18T09:45:08","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T08:45:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3190"},"modified":"2009-07-18T09:24:39","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T08:24:39","slug":"train-sex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3190","title":{"rendered":"Train Sex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/shinkansen.jpg\" alt=\"Bullet Train\" width=\"250\" height=\"166\" \/>When you think of someone going at it like a train you don&#8217;t think of someone going at it while at the controls of a train. The Sun however reports that one driver, ironically working for Virgin trains, is under suspension following an incident at work.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Express masturbation\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thesun.co.uk\/sol\/homepage\/news\/2542450\/Sex-act-at-wheel-of-speeding-Virgin-train.html\" target=\"_blank\">The full story&#8217;s here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>We all know that some activities are incompatible with out roles at work. I think most of us know that masturbating while we&#8217;re doing our job is unlikely to help productivity, or maintain standards of safety; Unless you&#8217;re a porn star.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When you think of someone going at it like a train you don&#8217;t think of someone going at it while at the controls of a train. The Sun however reports &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3190\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3190"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3190"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3190\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3190"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3190"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3190"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}