{"id":3193,"date":"2009-07-18T19:38:50","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T18:38:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3193"},"modified":"2009-07-18T19:38:50","modified_gmt":"2009-07-18T18:38:50","slug":"ass-to-mouth-when-you-want-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3193","title":{"rendered":"Ass To Mouth When You Want It"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/atm-masturbator.jpg\" alt=\"Masturbator\" width=\"299\" height=\"281\" \/>Suze just found this great new <a title=\"Masturbator Reviews\" href=\"http:\/\/sextoysbuzz.com\/category\/masturbators\" target=\"_blank\">masturbator<\/a>. For me it has to be designed by a man. I mean who else would design a masturbator which totally avoided trying to replicate the orifice that was actually meant to accept a penis and chose the two that typify sex in a porn move?<\/p>\n<p>Not that I&#8217;m criticising it or any other masturbator. They provide a welcome variety from your own hand or that of your partner. Girls have vibrators of all shapes and sizes so why shouldn&#8217;t guys have lots of different masturbator sex toys.<\/p>\n<p>Like I said it was the purely male\/porno choice of holes that tickled me. LOL<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suze just found this great new masturbator. For me it has to be designed by a man. I mean who else would design a masturbator which totally avoided trying to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3193\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3193"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8178,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3193\/revisions\/8178"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3193"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3193"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3193"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}