{"id":3197,"date":"2009-07-19T12:43:27","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T11:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3197"},"modified":"2009-07-19T10:46:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-19T09:46:25","slug":"getting-a-good-hard-drilling","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3197","title":{"rendered":"Getting A Good Hard Drilling"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"TheIn my quest to find you some of the most interesting and bizarre sex toys out there I found this one. It’s self explanatory really, it is called the Drilldo! Lol<\/p>\n

I’m thinking maybe this could have been designed by a man with a fixation on work tools. This is where sex and DIY seem to merge in to a rather ridiculous piece of equipment.<\/p>\n

It would be even funnier if you turned up at your parents to do some DIY for them and withdrew it from your toolbox in error.<\/p>\n

Here are some of the key features of the kit:<\/p>\n

It is a 18V cordless drill
\nHas 15 torque settings (I’m really getting you going now aren’t I?)
\nWith an AC\/DC adapter
\nThere is a Vac-U-Lock 8″ cock for you to twirl round on \ud83d\ude42
\nYou also get an adapter which is 5.5″ long and 1″ wide to stick your cock on<\/p>\n

You know I’m looking at this and thinking my money would be better spent replacing the Sand Mouse I burnt out last year\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

In my quest to find you some of the most interesting and bizarre sex toys out there I found this one. It’s self explanatory really, it is called the Drilldo! … Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1538,1539],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3197"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8194,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3197\/revisions\/8194"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3197"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3197"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3197"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}