{"id":3247,"date":"2009-07-29T08:45:42","date_gmt":"2009-07-29T07:45:42","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3247"},"modified":"2009-07-29T10:26:31","modified_gmt":"2009-07-29T09:26:31","slug":"getting-yourself-into-porn","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3247","title":{"rendered":"Getting Yourself Into Porn"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/church-sign.jpg\" alt=\"Church Sign\" width=\"400\" height=\"314\" \/>Here&#8217;s a good idea for a site, and this one is free to anyone, I&#8217;m putting it into the public domain.<\/p>\n<p>You know all those church sign sites where you can generate the irreverent US-style church signs \u2026 how about a cross between that, Elf Yourself (the Christmas Elf Flash movie creator) and some stock porn movie stills.<\/p>\n<p>As with Elf Yourself you could load up some images of your face and have them superimposed onto the porn movie stills. Just to impress your friends.<\/p>\n<p>Well it&#8217;s just a though \u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a good idea for a site, and this one is free to anyone, I&#8217;m putting it into the public domain. You know all those church sign sites where you &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3247\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[184],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3247"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3247"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3247\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3247"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3247"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3247"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}