{"id":3264,"date":"2009-08-01T16:44:32","date_gmt":"2009-08-01T15:44:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3264"},"modified":"2009-08-01T16:46:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-01T15:46:47","slug":"hot-and-hairy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3264","title":{"rendered":"Fuck Me &#8211; It&#8217;s Time To Get You Shaved!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"Don't Judge My Hair\" href=\"http:\/\/dontjudgemyhair.com\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/eyes-in-back-of-head-s.jpg\" alt=\"Freaky Hair\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" \/><\/a>I keep my hair short, upstairs and down below LOL. It&#8217;s cooler like that. Anyone who&#8217;s met me (and there are a few people out there in adult land who have met me now, and yes I know you read the blog:P) will attest that I keep the hair on my head short.<\/p>\n<p>Now this could be a reaction to hair disasters of the past which included a perm, long and straight in a pony tail and even highlights. But I put it down to practicality.<\/p>\n<p>There are some hair disasters that make mine look like a minor faux pas. If you want to see what I mean take a look at this site &#8220;<a title=\"Don't Judge My Hair\" href=\"http:\/\/dontjudgemyhair.com\" target=\"_blank\">Don&#8217;t Judge My Hair!<\/a>&#8220;. It catalogues some of the worst hair disasters I&#8217;ve ever seen.<\/p>\n<p>Have fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I keep my hair short, upstairs and down below LOL. It&#8217;s cooler like that. Anyone who&#8217;s met me (and there are a few people out there in adult land who &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3264\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120],"tags":[1581],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3264"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3264\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}