{"id":3270,"date":"2009-08-03T08:45:22","date_gmt":"2009-08-03T07:45:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3270"},"modified":"2009-08-03T08:21:13","modified_gmt":"2009-08-03T07:21:13","slug":"when-you-just-need-to-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3270","title":{"rendered":"When You Just Need To Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/teddy-babe-lisa.jpg\" alt=\"Teddy babe\" width=\"208\" height=\"291\" \/>As a girl I used to have a favourite teddy bear.  He was threadbare and not very cuddly really because he was stuffed with what felt like straw.  I was given him as a toy when I was born and gave him the imaginative name of Teddy Edward.<\/p>\n<p>I still have him somewhere in the house.  He has probably been retired to the attic.  Lol  Following TE I had a whole string of soft toys which would adorn my bed, dogs, ducks, cuddly bunnies and cats.<\/p>\n<p>When you get yourself a boyfriend these toys are no longer important you have a new toy to play with.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>But what do boys do when they grow too old for their teddies?<\/p>\n<p>The answer is they get a Teddy Babe.  You think I&#8217;m making this up don&#8217;t you.  \ud83d\ude42  No there really is a plush love doll which is fully poseable with a removable orifice.  You are looking at Lisa, she had red hair and green eyes with latex lips.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Teddy babe\" href=\"http:\/\/www.teddy-babes.com\/home.htm\" target=\"_blank\">Check out the other Babes over here<\/a>.l<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t check if you could put them in the washing machine.  Let me know if you find out.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As a girl I used to have a favourite teddy bear. He was threadbare and not very cuddly really because he was stuffed with what felt like straw. I was &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3270\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[1586,865,1585],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3270"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3270"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3270\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}