{"id":3314,"date":"2009-08-12T01:45:37","date_gmt":"2009-08-12T00:45:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3314"},"modified":"2009-08-11T23:14:16","modified_gmt":"2009-08-11T22:14:16","slug":"british-girls-get-more-cock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3314","title":{"rendered":"British Girls Get More Cock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/geri-halliwell-uj.jpg\" alt=\"Geri Halliwell\" width=\"221\" height=\"300\" \/>Not before time, Tesco supermarkets have announced they are going to stocking extra large condoms.  I don&#8217;t know why they haven&#8217;t been widely available before now.  Not that I&#8217;m bragging but every boyfriend I have had has needed the larger size.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Yes Alex, that does include you.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>The new condoms are to be 10mm longer than the average length of 205mm, with an increase in width of 1mm.  A spokesman for the store said that the launch of the extra large size is as a result of the &#8220;overwhelming consumer demand&#8221;.  Wow, girls aren&#8217;t we lucky.<\/p>\n<p>I bet the store is sold out within minutes because the bravado involved in being able to flash an &#8220;Extra Large&#8221; condom to your mates is irresistible to some guys.  Can you imagine one falling out of your wallet and just how slowly you would retrieve it from the floor.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>BTW, if you are going to be passing Tesco tomorrow they are selling at \u00a39.53 for a pack of 12 and whilst you are there you could do some shopping too.  Sorry, I couldn&#8217;t resist.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not before time, Tesco supermarkets have announced they are going to stocking extra large condoms. I don&#8217;t know why they haven&#8217;t been widely available before now. Not that I&#8217;m bragging &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3314\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3314"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3314\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3314"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3314"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3314"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}