{"id":3320,"date":"2009-08-13T01:45:41","date_gmt":"2009-08-13T00:45:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3320"},"modified":"2009-08-13T07:13:45","modified_gmt":"2009-08-13T06:13:45","slug":"has-he-been-fucking-around","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3320","title":{"rendered":"Has He Been Fucking Around?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/fiat-500-penis.jpg\" alt=\"Fiat 500\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" \/>Have you ever been in a relationship which turned sour? Did your partner cheat on you and more importantly did you exact revenge upon them or simply walk away.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a natural reaction to another human being hurting you that you want to hurt them back and if you can resist that then I&#8217;m\u00a0in awe of you. Lol<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to recall a time when I had the opportunity to do this and I must have, at least one of my boyfriends cheated on me and serially, more fool me.<\/p>\n<p>But I do recall when we lived in a top floor flat not long after getting together Alex and I were privy to an argument between the couple below us. The rowed, he walked out slamming the door behind him to return some hours later.<\/p>\n<p>Upon his return it materialised via the shouting that she had been through his wardrobe and cut up his clothes. And now every time I hear Morrissey sign those immortal words &#8220;I would go out tonight but I haven&#8217;t got a stitch to wear&#8221; I smile and look at Alex.<\/p>\n<p>The car in the picture above has been spotted in London and the paper was appealing for anyone who knew who owned the car to contact them. I think it is going to require more than a touch up. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you ever been in a relationship which turned sour? Did your partner cheat on you and more importantly did you exact revenge upon them or simply walk away. It&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3320\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[447],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3320"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3320\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}