{"id":3332,"date":"2009-08-15T21:45:33","date_gmt":"2009-08-15T20:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3332"},"modified":"2009-08-15T20:54:42","modified_gmt":"2009-08-15T19:54:42","slug":"he%e2%80%99ll-fuck-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3332","title":{"rendered":"He&#8217;ll Fuck Anything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/copstop.jpg\" alt=\"Cop\" width=\"160\" height=\"300\" \/>I pose this question &#8220;Just how drunk do you have to be to want to fuck your car?&#8221;  My next question is &#8220;And if you were overcome with the desire to engage with your vehicle in this way, would you do it outside a store?&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Most of us must be guilty of doing some pretty stupid, even regrettable things when intoxicated.  I know I have done some daft things in my time but I have never felt like I needed to jump my car.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>There is a story in the papers about Danny Brawner aged 46 of Alberquerque, New Mexico being charged with indecent exposure after performing a sex act with his vehicle outside the supermarket.<\/p>\n<p>With his trousers around his ankles, his arms in the air and shouting (he didn&#8217;t want to draw attention to himself then.  \ud83d\ude42  ) he was shagging his car boot.<\/p>\n<p>I wonder if it was a first for the arresting officers.  Lol<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I pose this question &#8220;Just how drunk do you have to be to want to fuck your car?&#8221; My next question is &#8220;And if you were overcome with the desire &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3332\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[193],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}