After the little one had gone back home and we had regained our strength thoughts turned to the naughtiness we had promised ourselves would happen this weekend.\u00a0 The house was once again quiet, just us and the cat.<\/p>\n
Around 9pm we retired to bed, still weary but a little more energised following dinner and a couple of hours unwinding vegging in front of the television.<\/p>\n
We decided to try out one of our latest sex toys.\u00a0 Alex grabbed the package out of the lockable suitcase under the bed and removed our latest acquisition.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42 \u00a0Our sex toy supplier\u00a0had also rather generously included a selection of lubes for us to try too.<\/p>\n
Each one was individually wrapped in it’s own bag in case of leakage.\u00a0 I located the scissors in my top drawer (I have something for every occasion and need in that drawer.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude09 ) and cut the poly wrap from each one of the tubes of lube.<\/p>\n
Alex unwrapped the toy and disappeared off to the bathroom to give it a thorough wash before we used it.\u00a0 He is such a thoughtful guy.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 Meantime I examined the lubes on offer for the nights fun.<\/p>\n
It was then that I hit upon a bit of a problem\u2026<\/p>\n
\u2026now don’t laugh, but I couldn’t read a few of them because the writing was small and electric lighting is not great to read by.\u00a0 When Alex returned with his gleaming toy I asked him to take a look.\u00a0 He couldn’t read the labels either but that was no surprise as his vision is worse than mine.\u00a0 Lol\u00a0 He put his glasses on but still couldn’t read them.<\/p>\n
Alex being the practical guy that he is disappeared off in to the study and returned, camera in hand.<\/p>\n
“What are you doing?”, I enquired.<\/p>\n
“I’m going to take a picture of them, load it on to the pc and enlarge the image so that we can try and read it”.<\/p>\n
Brilliant!\u00a0 I thought.\u00a0 I knew there was a reason that I was so infatuated with this guy, apart from the size of his dinkle.\u00a0 Lol.<\/p>\n
So he took the images, loaded them on to the pc and we still couldn’t read them properly even with 10 million pixel and a long lens \ud83d\ude09 .\u00a0 The flash he had to use in the low light had obliterated the text.\u00a0 We turned to each other and laughed.\u00a0 How many other couples would be doing this during a night of passion?\u00a0 Then again how many people are comfortable enough with each other to do it?<\/p>\n
We returned to the bedroom none the wiser and I picked the first lube that came to hand\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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