{"id":3343,"date":"2009-08-17T21:45:48","date_gmt":"2009-08-17T20:45:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3343"},"modified":"2009-08-17T20:12:50","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T19:12:50","slug":"talking-orgasms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3343","title":{"rendered":"Talking Orgasms"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/naughty-office.jpg\" alt=\"Naughty Office\" width=\"292\" height=\"292\" \/>One of the good things to come out of Alex being around is that I get some company. He&#8217;s been pt on short time due to the recession. Oh, and we also get some time to have an early morning shag without him rushing to get off to work.<\/p>\n<p>But best of all is that we can take a break to do things like visiting the sex shop because we can always catch up with writing for the sites later in the day.<\/p>\n<p>We did just that today and took a trip out to do some banking and pop in on the way back to see if they have anything new.<\/p>\n<p>When we walked in there was one couple checking out the toys and a guy browsing the adult DVD section.  I didn&#8217;t spot anything new, in fact the stock level was down on what it normally is.<\/p>\n<p>Alex and I were walking around checking out the toys when the couple started to talk to the female assistant about the We Vibe.  My ears pricked up because we reviewed it over a year ago.  And for some reason I felt compelled to tell them what I thought about it.<\/p>\n<p>I fought off the urge, rationalising that I would probably have done so had I been offered commission.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>I noticed the couple left without buying anything and I managed to keep schtum but it was hard, it&#8217;s in my nature to be helpful.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One of the good things to come out of Alex being around is that I get some company. He&#8217;s been pt on short time due to the recession. Oh, and &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3343\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3343"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3343"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3343\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3343"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3343"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3343"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}