{"id":3361,"date":"2009-08-21T07:45:59","date_gmt":"2009-08-21T06:45:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3361"},"modified":"2009-08-20T23:45:18","modified_gmt":"2009-08-20T22:45:18","slug":"fit-bodies-in-tight-lycra","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3361","title":{"rendered":"Fit Bodies In Tight Lycra"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/michaelphelps.jpg\" alt=\"Michael Phelps\" width=\"300\" height=\"216\" \/>Last year went swimming one evening and I had a little incident. I was doing the breast stroke and as my head went under water the water pressure turned my eyelid in on itself. Not a pleasant experience. My left eyeball was scratched and then bathed in nice stinging chlorinated water. So since then I&#8217;ve been irrigating my dry eye with saline eye drops to allow the inflammation this caused to subside.<\/p>\n<p>The point of this story (yes there is a point) is that I popped into the sports store near my client&#8217;s offices and picked up a pair of swimming goggles. My thinking being that I would avoid the same mishap and prevent the ingress of water when we next went swimming.<\/p>\n<p>When I showed them to Suze her first reaction was predictable; &#8220;Who do you think you are, Michael Phelps?&#8221;. Well no, I don&#8217;t quite have his technique. I&#8217;d not bought a pair before because I&#8217;m not a competitive swimmer and I thought having them would make me look a bit &#8220;up myself&#8221;. However in this case necessity won out.<\/p>\n<p>The Michael Phelps thing played on her mind because later as we were getting amorous she said, jokingly, &#8220;Are your hands as big as Michael Phelps?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I knew what she meant &#8211; big hands mean big, well you know ;o)<\/p>\n<p>But what a time to mention it!<\/p>\n<p>A lesser man would have crumbled under the comparison to the towering all-conquering athlete. I brushed the comment off and carried on regardless.<\/p>\n<p>Next the Lycra suit, oh, and 8 gold medals. Don&#8217;t hold your breath \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Last year went swimming one evening and I had a little incident. I was doing the breast stroke and as my head went under water the water pressure turned my &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3361\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[323],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3361"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3361\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3361"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3361"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3361"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}