{"id":3400,"date":"2009-08-29T19:45:06","date_gmt":"2009-08-29T18:45:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3400"},"modified":"2009-08-29T19:45:06","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T18:45:06","slug":"every-fetish-you-can-wave-your-dick-at","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3400","title":{"rendered":"Every Fetish You Can Wave Your Dick At"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/gummy-bear-paraphilias.jpg\" alt=\"Gummy Bear Paraphilia\" \/>The Internet is a place where everyone&#8217;s own little fetishes can be expressed. We&#8217;ve long since given up thinking &#8220;We&#8217;ve seen it all now.&#8221; Because there is always someone who&#8217;s going to prove us wrong.<\/p>\n<p>For a while the Internet has been becoming flooded out with Lego reconstructions of films, books, pictures, porn \u2026 and to be honest ingenious though some of them are I find myself getting a little tired of them now.<\/p>\n<p>This guy came to the rescue today with his Gummy Bear Paraphilia calendar.<\/p>\n<p>You can <a title=\"Gummy Bear Paraphilia Calendar\" href=\"http:\/\/nohbdyshome.deviantart.com\/art\/2010-fetish-calender-FINAL-126903893\" target=\"_blank\">see the full calendar here<\/a> and <a title=\"Buy Gummy Bear Paraphilia Calendar\" href=\"http:\/\/www.lulu.com\/content\/lulustudio-calendar\/2010---gummy-bear-paraphilias\/7313651\" target=\"_blank\">buy it here<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Enjoy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Internet is a place where everyone&#8217;s own little fetishes can be expressed. We&#8217;ve long since given up thinking &#8220;We&#8217;ve seen it all now.&#8221; Because there is always someone who&#8217;s &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3400\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1120,14],"tags":[1637],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3400"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3400\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3400"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3400"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3400"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}