{"id":3406,"date":"2009-08-31T01:40:39","date_gmt":"2009-08-31T00:40:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3406"},"modified":"2009-08-30T23:47:16","modified_gmt":"2009-08-30T22:47:16","slug":"cum-suck-my-nipples","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3406","title":{"rendered":"Cum Suck My Nipples"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; margin: 5px; border: 0px;\" src=\"\/images\/anotherone.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"250\" height=\"380\" \/>I decided to cook a full Sunday lunch on Saturday. Lol I put a chicken in the oven to roast and some vegetables in the steamer on the hob. They taste so much better steamed and not over-cooked.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, come time to get the chicken out of the oven I removed it and placed it on the worksurface for Alex to carve.<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile I decided to drain the potatoes ready for mashing and removed the top two tiers of the steamer placing them on a plate on top of the hob at the front. Silly me then reached over to take hold of the bottom section containing the potatoes and\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2026OUCH, FUCKING OUCH!<\/p>\n<p>I only went and leant over the outlet for the steam &#8211; and the carrots were in there generating loads of hot steam through the vent.<\/p>\n<p>Still now I can feel just how tender my left nipple is. I think I&#8217;m going to need Alex to sooth it for me with his mouth. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I decided to cook a full Sunday lunch on Saturday. Lol I put a chicken in the oven to roast and some vegetables in the steamer on the hob. They &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3406\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3406"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3406"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3406\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3406"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3406"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3406"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}