{"id":3413,"date":"2009-09-01T08:40:08","date_gmt":"2009-09-01T07:40:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3413"},"modified":"2009-09-01T08:31:57","modified_gmt":"2009-09-01T07:31:57","slug":"working-in-the-porn-office","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3413","title":{"rendered":"Working In The Porn Office"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/office-girl-laptop.jpg\" alt=\"Office Girl\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" \/>Normally this would have been my first day at work this week &#8211; yesterday being a bank holiday in the UK. However due to the situation at work I&#8217;m bot in until tomorrow so get plenty of time to do naughty porn things today.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m spoilt for choice actually. However I have a couple of jobs that I want to get stuck into straight away. No pun intended.<\/p>\n<p>I feel strangely more motivated to do all that stuff than the bollocks I&#8217;m doing in the day job.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Normally this would have been my first day at work this week &#8211; yesterday being a bank holiday in the UK. However due to the situation at work I&#8217;m bot &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3413\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3413"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3413\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3413"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3413"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3413"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}