{"id":3420,"date":"2009-09-02T18:40:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-02T17:40:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3420"},"modified":"2009-09-02T17:22:14","modified_gmt":"2009-09-02T16:22:14","slug":"hottie-playing-with-your-balls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3420","title":{"rendered":"Hottie Playing With Your Balls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/golf-girl.jpg\" alt=\"Golf Girl\" width=\"219\" height=\"300\" \/>I&#8217;m no fan of golf.  I think it is the biggest waste of time and don&#8217;t even talk to me about its snobbery and impact on the environment.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>That said, I may be persuaded to take a trip around the golf course if I can get hold of a good caddie to follow across the greens.<\/p>\n<p>Well, to the disdain of some golfing clubs you can now hire a bit of totty to follow you around the golf course and rub your balls\u2026clean for you.  What did you think I was going to say.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>With the help of Eye Candy Caddies you can improve your stroke no end.  Sorry!  It&#8217;s managing director, Sarah Stacey commented that &#8220;We add that extra sparkle and difference to any golf day and put a smile on people&#8217;s faces.  I bet they do.<\/p>\n<p>She went on to explain that the girls are trained by golf pros and are aware of the etiquette and uniformed in appropriate attire.<\/p>\n<p><a title=\"Eye Candy Caddies\" href=\"http:\/\/www.eyecandycaddies.com\" target=\"_blank\">I checked out the site here<\/a> and found a couple of girls who could probably persuade me to swing\u2026my iron.  There you go again.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m no fan of golf. I think it is the biggest waste of time and don&#8217;t even talk to me about its snobbery and impact on the environment. Lol That &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3420\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3420"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3420\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3420"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3420"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3420"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}