{"id":3459,"date":"2009-09-10T16:45:36","date_gmt":"2009-09-10T15:45:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3459"},"modified":"2009-09-10T16:47:13","modified_gmt":"2009-09-10T15:47:13","slug":"cum-fly-with-me-%e2%80%a6","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3459","title":{"rendered":"Cum Fucking Fly With Me \u00e2\u20ac\u00a6"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/britneytoxic.jpg\" alt=\"Britney\" width=\"180\" height=\"180\" \/>I&#8217;m sure one of our friends will not mind me borrowing the title of his porn movie for this post.<\/p>\n<p>I actually booked the flights and hotel for Venus in Berlin earlier this evening. Not cheap, but then I&#8217;m sure it will be worth it. Especially if the air hostesses are dressed in the same way as the ones in the aforementioned movie.<\/p>\n<p>Sadly I doubt that will be the case so we will have to wait until we get to the event.<\/p>\n<p>Lot&#8217;s of organising to do between now and then, not least around the cat. He hates it when we&#8217;re not here and will probably not talk to us for a week afterwards.<\/p>\n<p>While I&#8217;m sure that a lot of the people there will have a smattering of English I&#8217;m determined to brush up my German and do my bit to dispel the myth that we Brits don&#8217;t do foreign languages.<\/p>\n<p>BTW Suze just told me &#8220;Ich liebe dich&#8221;. Take that as you will \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m sure one of our friends will not mind me borrowing the title of his porn movie for this post. I actually booked the flights and hotel for Venus in &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3459\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3459\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}