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This may sound really juvenile but it tickled me and I went to work with a chuckle this morning as a result and I’m still laughing now when I think about it.<\/p>\nThis may sound really juvenile but it tickled me and I went to work with a chuckle this morning as a result and I’m still laughing now when I think about it.<\/p>\n
As a child I recall being taken round the zoo and enjoying looking at the animals and their behaviour.\u00a0 In particular the elephants.\u00a0 And you know why don’t you?\u00a0 They would be strutting around with the most enormous cocks hanging down between their legs.\u00a0 Their appendage seemed to have a life of it’s own, moving around as if locating a receptive female.<\/p>\n
This brought me and I’m sure many other kids a huge amount of hilarity.\u00a0 Especially if your parents then tried to gloss over it or make something up to explain the animal having the none standard 5 legs.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0 In recent years I have had the tables turned on me when out visiting a wildlife park with young members of the family.<\/p>\n
I was reminded of the local dog who freely roamed around when I was young.\u00a0 He was a rather over weight and very amorous beagle.\u00a0 Short, stout and quite strong very much like a rugby player.\u00a0 He would wander around all day eating anything and everything he could hoover up, this included the scraps which were thrown out in to the bin behind the local fish and chip shop.\u00a0 He was quite literally like a tank and when he came running up to you could almost bowl you off your feet.<\/p>\n
All the local kids knew to stay clear of him if he was heading your way.\u00a0 If not you had to face the consequences.\u00a0 He would run up to you, take your calf between his front paws and pull against your leg whilst at the same time sliding his rear end towards your incarcerated leg.<\/p>\n
Then as if someone had flipped a switch he would start humping your leg, and try as you might you could not break free.\u00a0 That dog had a vice like grip and the weight to resist escape.\u00a0 Powerless to do anything other than drag your foot and the dog across the floor, you had to grin and bear it.\u00a0 Alright then, not so much grin but grimace.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n
All of these memories came flooding back to me before I set off to work this morning and watched the BBC News with Bill Turnbull and Susanna Reid.\u00a0 One of the features was of a small horse measuring twenty two and a half inches, called Short Man (original I know).\u00a0 They were discussing the charity work the horse does for the Disabled Association with his keeper.<\/p>\n
The chocolate coloured horse looked very sweet and well turned out in his black coat, embroidered with gold thread and encrusted in coloured paste.\u00a0 That was until the camera moved out of the close-up shot.\u00a0 As the camera focused out it became apparent that Short Man wasn’t a “small man”.\u00a0 His dick was growing right before everyone’s eyes.\u00a0 I watched in both wonderment and hilarity as recognition hit the cameraman or director and the shot mover back in to one of the horses head and back.<\/p>\n
A few moments later they tentatively moved out again and\u2026no there it was again.\u00a0\u00a0 Oh the joys of working with children and animals.\u00a0 \ud83d\ude42\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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