{"id":3507,"date":"2009-09-20T17:40:15","date_gmt":"2009-09-20T16:40:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3507"},"modified":"2010-04-24T21:52:27","modified_gmt":"2010-04-24T21:52:27","slug":"prepare-to-fuck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3507","title":{"rendered":"Prepare To Fuck"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/concordecondom.jpg\" alt=\"COncorde Condom\" width=\"200\" height=\"290\" \/>I think we have all been there, having to buy condoms for our first encounter.  The first time for me was with a guy who was so embarrassed to buy them that I had to threaten him that I would go in the pharmacy if he didn&#8217;t.  I guess I was a little eager.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>After the first time it gets easier and in the end you become quite blas\u00e9\u00a0about it.  <a title=\"Buying Condoms\" href=\"http:\/\/www.collegehumor.com\/video:1921140\" target=\"_blank\">Watch this video and remind yourself just how cringe worthy it was<\/a>.  \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think we have all been there, having to buy condoms for our first encounter. The first time for me was with a guy who was so embarrassed to buy &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3507\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3507"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3507"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3507\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6744,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3507\/revisions\/6744"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3507"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3507"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3507"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}