{"id":351,"date":"2007-06-12T18:53:05","date_gmt":"2007-06-12T18:53:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.alexsuze.com\/blog\/?p=351"},"modified":"2007-06-12T18:53:05","modified_gmt":"2007-06-12T18:53:05","slug":"lacey-uppy-things","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=351","title":{"rendered":"Lacey-Uppy-Things"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"450\" height=\"607\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/backend.deviantart.com\/embed\/view.swf\"><\/param><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"id=19459560\" \/><embed src=\"http:\/\/backend.deviantart.com\/embed\/view.swf\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"450\" flashvars=\"id=19459560\" height=\"607\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\/deviation\/19459560\/\">White Corset<\/a> by =<a class=\"u\" href=\"http:\/\/jonnyballs.deviantart.com\/\">JonnyBalls<\/a> on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\">deviant<\/a><a href=\"http:\/\/www.deviantart.com\">ART<\/a><\/p>\n<p>We were in bed last night \u2026 no I&#8217;m not going there, well not in that sense anyway.<\/p>\n<p>Try again. We were in bed last night watching TV, post and indeed pre sex as we were at it again later, I really ought to get more sleep \u2026<\/p>\n<p>OK third time lucky.<\/p>\n<p>We were in bed watching TV last night when I commented on an otherwise unremarkable summer dress being worn by a woman on TV &#8220;Oooh I like that&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Of course you like that.&#8221; Said a grinning Suze.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Huh?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s a crissy-crossy laced up thingy.&#8221; She explained.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s right. I love anything that laces up, in the clothing department.<\/p>\n<p>I mean pretty much anything in the clothing line, with lacey uppy bits, that&#8217;s for me. Dresses, blouses, corsets, stockings (yes you can get stockings with lacey uppy bits at the back. Your basic shoe doesn&#8217;t do anything for me, retifist I&#8217;m not.<\/p>\n<p>They don&#8217;t have to be in any of what might be thought of as &#8220;kinky&#8221; materials, rubber, leather, PVC, what have you. It&#8217;s just the lacing.<\/p>\n<p>I even like the look of corset piercings, aesthetically at least. I&#8217;m not pierced in any way, call me a wimp but it makes me wince.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m simple and predictable. Can I have a &#8220;Typical Male!&#8221; from all the ladies \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>How about you, is there something that simple guaranteed to get you going?<\/p>\n<p>Tags: <a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/lacing\" target=\"_blank\">lacing<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/corset%20piercing\" target=\"_blank\">corset piercing<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/fetish\" target=\"_blank\">fetish<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/fetishes\" target=\"_blank\">fetishes<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/fetishism\" target=\"_blank\">fetishism<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/retifism\" target=\"_blank\">retifism<\/a>,<a href=\"http:\/\/technorati.com\/tag\/retifist\" target=\"_blank\">retifist<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>White Corset by =JonnyBalls on deviantART We were in bed last night \u2026 no I&#8217;m not going there, well not in that sense anyway. Try again. We were in bed &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=351\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=351"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/351\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}