{"id":3520,"date":"2009-09-23T08:45:33","date_gmt":"2009-09-23T07:45:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3520"},"modified":"2009-09-22T20:26:57","modified_gmt":"2009-09-22T19:26:57","slug":"fucking-g-spot-bollocks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3520","title":{"rendered":"Fucking G Spot Bollocks"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/pigballs.jpg\" alt=\"Pigs Balls\" \/>If there&#8217;s one thing guaranteed to get you some free publicity it&#8217;s a journalist who can&#8217;t be bothered. Some of you may be surprised to know that such a creature is very easy to find.<\/p>\n<p>So if you&#8217;re in the market for some free publicity bear this in mind.<\/p>\n<p>Why the sudden vitriolic flow? Well simple.<\/p>\n<p>A certain national newspaper has published a story created by a national toy retailer about how they are so shocked, horrified, saddened (delete as applicable, by a survey (which I assume they commissioned) indicating that UK women can&#8217;t find their G Spot that they &#8220;created a new sex toy&#8221; designed to stimulate the G Spot.<\/p>\n<p>What load of complete bollocks.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s no sign of the mentioned toy in the paper, maybe actually showing sex toys is a bit too much but there are how many G Spot vibrators out there? This has to be the thinnest piece of promotional copy I&#8217;ve seen in a long time and the cheapest piece of newspaper copy too.<\/p>\n<p>Retailers used to have to pay for that sort of coverage. Obviously I&#8217;m not saying which paper and which retailer as that would be adding to their cheap, lazy and unimaginative publicity stunt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If there&#8217;s one thing guaranteed to get you some free publicity it&#8217;s a journalist who can&#8217;t be bothered. Some of you may be surprised to know that such a creature &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3520\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3520"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3520\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3520"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3520"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3520"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}