{"id":3527,"date":"2009-09-24T17:45:55","date_gmt":"2009-09-24T16:45:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3527"},"modified":"2009-09-23T23:11:58","modified_gmt":"2009-09-23T22:11:58","slug":"watching-men-playing-with-their-balls-and-their-middle-stump","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3527","title":{"rendered":"Watching Men Playing With Their Balls And Their Middle Stump"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/penis-dragon.jpg\" alt=\"Penis Dragon\" width=\"300\" height=\"257\" \/>In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don&#8217;t need telling twice to masturbate.  Lol  I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that someone would try and attack his cock because he constantly had his hand down the front of his trousers, even when driving.<\/p>\n<p>I can only conclude that it was a comfort thing because it wasn&#8217;t like he was having a crafty wank or even fiddle with himself.  Perhaps someone can enlighten me as to why men do this and I know he isn&#8217;t the only one to do it.  Lol<\/p>\n<p>This post was prompted by me reading that the head coach of India&#8217;s star cricketers.  He has sent a document to the head coach for the team Gary Kirsten giving details of how they should keep themselves sharp.<\/p>\n<p>It recommends a busy sex life, the relevant chapter entitled &#8220;Does sex increase performance?&#8221; says &#8220;Yes it does, so go ahead and indulge&#8221;.  The team are currently competing in the ICC Champions Trophy in South Africa.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m guessing there will be a lot of solo action taking place with that middle wicket.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In my humble opinion and experience of the opposite sex, they don&#8217;t need telling twice to masturbate. Lol I once went out with a bloke who must have feared that &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3527\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3527"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3527\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3527"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3527"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3527"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}