{"id":3529,"date":"2009-09-25T08:45:02","date_gmt":"2009-09-25T07:45:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3529"},"modified":"2009-09-24T21:23:46","modified_gmt":"2009-09-24T20:23:46","slug":"sex-toys-in-the-strangest-places","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3529","title":{"rendered":"Sex Toys In The Strangest Places"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"float: left; border: 0; margin: 5px;\" src=\"\/images\/fleshlight-vibro.jpg\" alt=\"Fleshlight Vibro\" width=\"291\" height=\"291\" \/>After my review of the Fleshlight Vibro last night I washed it out and left it in the batch to drain and dry.<\/p>\n<p>When I got back yesterday evening I found it on my bedside cabinet. While I&#8217;m used to seeing sex toys around the place all the time I was surprised and rather amused. It made me realise how incongruous they can looka nd at the same time how at home I am with them.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, tidy person that I am I packed it neatly away and now need to find somewhere to stow it before our nephew arrives this evening.<\/p>\n<p>If you want to read my review of the Fleshlight Vibro you can read it here, and see <a title=\"Fleshlight Vibro Video\" href=\"http:\/\/sextyninefilms.com\/astv\/fleshlight-vibro\" target=\"_blank\">my video of unpacking<\/a> it here.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>After my review of the Fleshlight Vibro last night I washed it out and left it in the batch to drain and dry. When I got back yesterday evening I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/?p=3529\" class=\"more-link\">Read More<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[3],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3529"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3529"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3529\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/alexsuze.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}